it was like his penis was on wheels.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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