Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Who died my cat blue again?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Your penis caused this!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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