real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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