Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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