Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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