is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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