You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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