i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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