we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
