Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
do herpes really smell.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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