Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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