Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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