he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
