i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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