Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
