i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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