Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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