worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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