508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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