new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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