ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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