should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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