Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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