Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yo dont text me then not text me
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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