i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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