operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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