He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
that is very illegal...i love you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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