You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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