Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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