The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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