You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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