My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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