so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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