i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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