hell yes lets make some ravioli
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
