Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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