glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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