So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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