Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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