..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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