you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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