Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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