It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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