You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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