I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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