My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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