She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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