We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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