but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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