ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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