I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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