That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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