Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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