He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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