We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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