I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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